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Beedi peeke nukkad pe weight tera kiya re.
Kyunki cigarette ab Rs.15 ki hogayi hai, aur tumhara wazan 100 kilo. | smoking cigarette i was waiting for at pathway
since cigarette is now rs.15 and you weight is 100 kg |
Ye sab Modiji ki chaal hai ji - Kejru | this is all conspiracy of modi - Kejru |
#229 : #AcademicOfficeFail I appeared for ES 200 endsem exam twice in the semester and got a FR in HS 200 :-/ #Aero | #229 : #AcademicOfficeFail I appeared for ES 200 endsem exam twice in the semester and got a FR in HS 200 #Aero |
Ek ladki thi deewani si,
Ek ladke pe woh marti thi,
Nazre jhukake, sharma ke
Paise kharch karaya karti thi
#RealLoveStories #HBDSRK | One girl was crazy,
She used to die on a boy,
Bowed down,
Used to spend sharma's money
#RealLoveStories #HBDSRK |
@SHPA4016 @titli29 @SrBachchan Main koi jhoot boleya .. koi naa bai koi na bai koi na .. oye balle balle balle balle .. haha .. I rest my case | ) |
@UniqueIdiot_ CHOLI KE PEECHE KYA HAI ? | @UniqueIdiot_ what is behind the bodice ? |
.@OfficeOfRG Denims ki sarkaar ?? LOL | .@OfficeOfRG government of denims? |
ok ab mai ja rhi hu byee....jhuth bolw kauwa kaatw kaale kauwe sw aap dariyo salmaan sir | ok i'm going bye.... if you lie then black crow will bite you, don't be scared of balck crow salmaan khan |
@SmokeD_Ring_ yaad nahi aa raha | @SmokeD_Ring_ yaad not coming |
bachpan yaad aagaya . . maaza aa gaya . . thax guddu . . . | childhood will remember . . we had fun . . thanks guddu . . . |
@ek_samosa_dena @friendlii_ghost ab tak bambai ke 5 bar mein hum par ban lagaya hua hai | @ek_samosa_dena @friendlii_ghost till now over 5 bars has banned me from entering |
aaj Duggal sahab school boy hainhttps://twitter.com/BDUTT/status/847335290175758337 … | today Duggal sir school boy hainhttps://twitter.com/BDUTT/status/847335290175758337 … |
#RahulGandhi in Kushinagar Kisaan insecticide ki bottle dekh sochta hai main isko pee jaaun " atmahatya karlun " kisaan ki awaaz Modiji tak nhi ja rahi hai : #RahulGandhi | #RahulGandhi in Kushinagar, seeing Insecticides' bottle farmer wishes to drink it " and commit suicide" farmer's voice is not reaching Modi : #RahulGandhi |
and the sticker showed games different from what was inside the casette . :d | and the sticker showed games different from what was inside the casette . |
hi sallu bro.... | Hello Sallu bro |
kyonki game abhi baaki hai . . | because the game is still left |
RT @armaankohli : Om namoh shiva , Babaji sab Ke sath mere sath thoda zayada :-) wishing all BAM BHOLE NATH :-) mahashivratri ke badhaiya : - | salutations to lord shiva! dear priest, help everyone but help me more! happy mahashivaratri! |
beautiful sunrise at the washington monument taken by @someUSER - http/URL | beatiful sunrise at the washington monument taken by @someUSER-httpl/URL |
sir ka dard theek ho gaya.. dil ki bhad gaya | my head is fine now, but my heart has started to ache. |
Yaar, iss desh mein tu Akhilesh Yadav ka spoof ban ja zyada traction milega. Fokat ki gaaliya na dega ladkiyon ko.@Vellawanti | man, in this country you would get more attracation if you make a spoof of akhilesh yadav. don't abuse woman unnecesarily |
entertainment hamesha entertainment tak rahy go theek rahy ga .. movie k bahnai nafrat bantne sy fyda nae hoga @kabirkhankk #banphantom | if entertainment remains entertainment it's fine.there's no use spreading hatred through movies @kabirkhankk#banphantom |
Main hu na hot, sach bata | aren't i hot? tell me the truth! |
@PoojaMissra TV par news channels dekhna ab ho gaya hai bekaar.. thanks to presstitutes like #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar | @PoojaMissra watching news channels on tv has now become boring thanks to biased journalists like #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar |
@Vipul_tweets_ dekhne ki himmat nahi hui ab tak | @Vipul_tweets_ haven't got the courage to see it yet |
Sir @ArvindKejriwal ppl here in Bhopal r talkin about ur full page ads saying "miyan kasam udaan jhalle ki ye kaisi naashpiti harkat hegi" | sir @ArvindKejriwal people here in bhopal are talkin about your full page ads which say "how can burning kites create such a horrible situation?" |
listen in hour 2 for an expansive interview with poet frank x . walker who present his works at murray state on november 1 . #soundsgood | listen in 2 hours for an expansive interview with poet frank x .walker ,who will present his works at murray state on november 1 . #soundsgood |
bhai itna time kyun lete ho cartoon post karne mein . . . . . . . . . . . . please jaldi kiya karo | brother, why do you take so much time to post the cartoon ? please do it fast. |
@dhaval241086 Kisi ne sadak pe chalte pehchaan liya. To bahut pelenge mujhe | @dhaval241086 if someone recognizes me on the road , they'll beat me to shreds. |
@LoKarDi_RT @TweetErrant @NDTVGadgets spam kar ke rakha hai TL inhone | @LoKarDi_RT @TweetErrant @NDTVGadgets he has spammed everything |
@hinnaz chittiya kalaiya ve | @hinnaz chittiya i have white wrists |
Apna case ladne ke liye mujhe Delhi ki janta ka 4 crore use karna pada, kya yahi hain achhe din: @ArvindKejriwal | to fight my case i had to borrow 4 crores from the common public of delhi! is this your definition of good days? @ArvindKejriwal |
Saayad mera barwadi ka khayal Mann mai aaya hai " isiliye #Trump ne mujhe #WashingtonDC bulaya hai ! | he probably thought i was going to be a waste ,that's why #Trump has called me to #WashingtonDC ! |
modi sir app pahale OBC president ho. OBC ke liye kuch karo. bad me koi kuch nahi karega | modi sir, you are the first obc president. do something for the obcs. no one will do anything later. |
@DesireMaze Itna attachment aapko beemaar…bahut beemaar, karne ke liye.. kafi hai | @DesireMaze this much attachment is enough to make you extremely sick |
not to be overlooked by sandy , a summery mid-upper 70s with sunshine today in cny . record high of 79 set in buffalo . more warmth friday ! | not to be overlooked by sandy , a summery mid-upper 70s with sunshine today in cnn. a record high of 79 degress farhenheit set in buffalo . more warmth is expected on friday ! |
Aaj sab ko SunTan praapti hogi. | today everyone will experience suntan |
@KaliKaEkka pehle modi ji se kyu seekha | @KaliKaEkka firstly, why did you learn from modi? |
Won the match !! Gambhir u r a devil !! #KorboLorboJeetbo #IPLT20 #KKRvDD #SRK | Won the match ! Gambhir you are a devil ! #KorboLorboJeetbo #IPLT20 #KKRvDD #SRK |
@srkiany_blood sirf dhoni akele spin ko accha khelta hai . india mai .. baki suicide kr lete hain .. @iam_prs | @srkiany_blood only dhoni plays spin well. everyone else commits suicide. @iam_prs |
bhai ye kachua sir galat kyo likh rahe hai a2+b2=c2 | brother, why is this tortoise-like sir writing it wrong? a2+b2=c2 |
we daily go staff room to check that how many teachers are absent today ? ? ? ? ? | we daily go to the staff room to check that how many teachers are absent . |
Ye horaha hai desh mein, saala hum mard hi kyu bardaasht kare sab? Feminists saheliyan kahan hai?https://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/852255626411507712 … | this is what is happening in the country. why do people ruin the reputation of men alone? where are you feminists now? https://twitter.com/timesofindia/status/852255626411507712 … |
@KyaUkhaadLega kasam english maiyya ki, postively liya hai | @KyaUkhaadLega mother promise, i have taken english positively |
@PriyancaBajaj Desh badalna hai to karna padega ye shuruaat #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar | @PriyancaBajaj if you want to change the country you'd have to start now. #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar |
\ " i just want to be away from all of this . far away . \ " call nasa . | i just want to be away from all of this . far away . call nasa . |
YE ISHQ KI AAG HOGI NA KAM TUM AUR HUM EK ATOM BOMB, FIRE BRIGADE MANGWA DE TU ANGAARON PAR HAI ARMAAN - DIWALI TRIBUTE #HIIMESHISGOD | the fire and ambition in our love will never stop growing. a diwali tribute #HIIMESHISGOD |
#Dhoni pad gayi news dekh ke | #Dhoni has fallen reading the news |
Shahid kapoor ne tumhe invite nahi kiya @BB | Shahid kapoor hasn't invited you @BB |
@Nilzrav Aadha ghanta aur chalti toh Abu Dhabi pahaunch jaati. :P | @Nilzrav if you had travelled for another half an hour , you would have reached abu dhabi |
main to park mein see saw pe bhi 5 min wasool karta tha . . . | i used to spend time on the park in the seesaw |
@maham2910 jo Kaam nahi hota choortay nahi hai Jaab taak koi kick naa Maray .... Today he got his kick from Qandeel . Wadaaaaaaa Superhero | @maham2910 those who don't work promptly never change unless they get a kick.today he got his kick from qandeel . what a superhero! |
@someUSER me and katie are busy after school we have to go to playtoes and stuff . but saturday morning . lets do it ! then beach | @someUSER me and katie are busy after school we have to go to playtoes and have some stuff to do . but saturday morning , lets do it ! then let's go the beach. |
@lifelovesuma intezaar ka phal is sweet .. gangaa ke hot dreams se Accha hoga real romance ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ | @lifelovesuma the fruit of patience is sweet ! real romance will be better than the hot dreams of ganga. |
class math ki hai ya english ki ? | is this a math class or an english class? |
@tweeting_pal sach sabko kadwa lagta hai | @tweeting_pal everyone finds the truth bitter |
hahahha , parents kya kya nahi karte apne child k liye . . . . . | haha! what wouldn't parents do for their child? |
@iamGunjanGrunge muh band karlepic.twitter.com/ZzR4gZlVCz | @iamGunjanGrunge the picture to keep your mouth shut.twitter.com/ZzR4gZlVCz |
RT @TheIntlHerald : India : Approx 100 Students Injured in Tear Gas and Lathi Charge on Non Kashmiri students at NIT Srinagar https://t.co/d | @TheIntlHerald : India : approximately 100 students Injured by tear gas and lathi charge on non kashmiri students at nit srinagar https://t.co/d |
lol . . i cnt stop laughing , dis actully used to happend in our school :) | i can't stop laughing! this actually used to happen in our school. |
Aur ladkiyo ki saari life unhi cheezo ko dhoondne me https://twitter.com/Miss_Woww/status/778498942929559552 … | girls spend their entire lives in search of these things https://twitter.com/Miss_Woww/status/778498942929559552 … |
#GST ko le kar market m bachha bachha bhi draa betha h...#GST ki esi hawaa banna dali h... | #GST is the reason that even kids are scared in the market. #GST has created such a negative atmosphere. |
Sir Nawaz Sharif ka phone haipic.twitter.com/3Ua2scYkUG | Sir Nawaz Sharif 's phone number is in this picture.twitter.com/3Ua2scYkUG |
@The_Sleigher :-/ aaj ke baaad woh mujhe bhi reply nahi karegi, spam na karo :( @humasqureshi | @The_Sleigher she won't reply to me after today, so please don't spam@humasqureshi |
@BrushUrTeeth_03 kya yaar. Mujhe bhi koi rt nahi karta. | @BrushUrTeeth_03 common man! no-one retweets me as well |
USA - Files divorce, gets divorce.India - Files Divorce, "Jamaai par pehle se hi shak tha. Shaadi ke din Reshma ko kaise chipka tha??!!" | usa- files divorce and gets divorce.india - files divorce, " i was suspiscious of jamaai from the very first day. remember who he hugged reshma during his marriage?" |
Bahi ke zalak sab sa aalag..... Ma to superman salman ka fan.... | salman khan has a unique shine. i'm a huge fan of him. |
Lord Ram never said Bharat Mata ki Jai. Because Kaikeyi sent him on a 14 year vanvaas. | lord rama never said 'salutations to the mother land' because kaikeyi sent him on a 14 year exile. |
@chatpatidiary tum mere against mein prachaar mein kyu lage huwe ho? | @chatpatidiary why are you so involved in spreading news against me? |
you wish to become Adele? Yaar bahot rotdu hai yahan tumko bhi number lagana hai? | you wish to become adele? man, there's a lot of competition over her , do you want to join as well? |
@Atheist_Krishna abe tu to sahi laga hashtag | man, you've coined the perfect hashtag! |
Another milestone! Mera desh badal raha hai! 0 #GST @narendramodi | another milestone! my country is changing .#GST @narendramodi |
RT @SPoonia777 : All Volunteers are doing humanitarian deeds All over the world ! Guru @Gurmeetramrahim ji its #MSGsuccessCelebration https :/ | @SPoonia777 : all volunteers are doing humanitarian deeds all over the world ! @Gurmeetramrahim it's #MSGsuccessCelebration https :/ |
#notebandi se Janta kitni pareshan hai ki #DeMonetisation ke baad har election me @BJP4India ka jalwa badhta ja raha hai 0 | #notebandi has caused huge distress to the public.after #DeMonetisation , in every election ,the shine of @BJP4India has constantly been increasing. |
i'm not gon believe that victor cruz is the real deal until he lines up outside , no slot , and doesn't disappear like he did sunday | i'm not going to believe that victor cruz is the real deal until he lines up outside , no slot , and doesn't disappear like he did on sunday. |
right guys , last competition of the night . . . like this status for a chance to win a copy of judas priest's 30th . . . http/URL | alright guys , last competition for the night . like this status for a chance to win a copy of judas priest's 30th . . . http/URL |
Aankhon Hi Aankhon Mein Ishaara Ho Gaya, Baithe Baithe Jeene Ka Sahaara Ho Gaya..pic.twitter.com/s0Nkb2dCGI | between the eyes there were a few gestures. sitting idly, i found my lifetime partner. pic.twitter.com/s0Nkb2dCGI |
Bhut pyar krte hai hum aapse...bs aur kuch nhi.. | i love you a lot . nothing else. |
Modi : Ready ? Camera Man : Yes sir Modi : Ye le !!! https://t.co/MSReZ2EESk | modi : Ready ? camera man : yes sir. modi : take this! https://t.co/MSReZ2EESk |
@Alllahdin kya chutyappa hai | @Alllahdin what stupidity is this? |
But i think America m bhi aaya h kuch naya #Trump #AaGayaNayaHero | but i think even in america, there's someone new #Trump #AaGayaNayaHero |
@indiantweeter Bhai aaj ka program tha milney ka | @indiantweeter brother we were supposed to meet today. |
I like Aarti kyu ki wo prasad deti hai. | i like aarti because she gives me gracious gifts from god. |
Matlab hogaya 15 baar khud RT kar ke ye. Shelf life khatam. | i'm done retweeting this 15 times. done with my shelf life |
shaant ho ja @ANI_news | be calm @ANI_news |
Sharma ji achche padosi nahi hai pic.twitter.com/dcuBikTpvU | mr.sharma isn't a good neighbor pic.twitter.com/dcuBikTpvU |
Small village ka bhi news dikhao kabi #TripleTalaq Kabi #Kashmiri #Up #Yogi in se bhi bahar niklo Sir Ji @aajtak @sardesairajdeep | show the news of small villages too sometimes .#TripleTalaq #Kashmiri #Up #Yogi please cover other states too @aajtak @sardesairajdeep |
@Alllahdin bhaaaaiiiiii kya kar rahe ho | @Alllahdin brother, what are you upto? |
Mujhe to abhi bhi vishwash nahi ho raha hai ki #Dhoni ne #Captaincy chhor diya hai .. please somebody tell ki ye FALSE news hai ... | i'm still unable to believe that #Dhoni has left #Captaincy .someone please tell me that this news is false. |
loving the opening debates rap game kathy crowley october 20 - bruno mars http/URL | loved the opening debates rap game kathy crowley october 20 - bruno mars http/URL |
pura filmy hai . . . bas ek change hai . . . papa ke marne ke baad chacha log ne property hadapne ki koshish hi nahiki | ) |
@Parsahiya ye dekha dekha lag raha hai tweet | @Parsahiya this tweets seems familiar. |
RT @coolfunnytshirt : Mithunda could sue Kapil Sharma for copyright infringement of ' babaji ka thullu ' http://t.co/pmeMsZVtji | @coolfunnytshirt : mithun could sue kapil sharma for copyright infringement of ' babaji ka thullu ' http://t.co/pmeMsZVtji |
Politics parties Obama ji se seekhe apne bhashan me ek dusre pr nishana saadhne ke alawa sirf ' Namastey ' hi kahde to baat ban jaayegi .. | political parties please learn from obama. instead of putting blame on each other , a simple greeting would be enough |
Happy MahaShivratri to All ... MahaShivratri ke hardik shubkaamnaye ... MahaShivaratri shubhakankshalu ... HAR HAR MAHADEV ., | happy mahashivratri to all. |
beta staff room j ja kr chalk le aana , ha aur suno test wala rgestr bhi lete aana tum gadho ka no . bhi btana hai . . . . . . . . :) | child, go to the staffroom and bring some chalk. while you're at it also bring the test register. i need to disclose everyone's marks. |
#surgicalStrike bhul gyi ? Border ki baat krti hai .... Hum hindustaniyo mein kitna protien hai aj pta chal jayega .... | did you forget the #surgicalStrike ? you speak of the border. today you must have felt the power of hindustani people. |
@Atheist_Krishna Aao kare is samasya ka nidaan milkar #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar | @Atheist_Krishna please get to know the root cause of this problem. #BadliyeSarkarBadliyeBihar |
do salo se media ka pura dhyan j&k pe hi h..chahe ho #JNU ka ya stone pelting ya hafij ya burhan mamla..fir v halat bad se badtar! | for the past 2 years, the entire focus of the media has been on j&k. whether it was #JNU or burhan or hafiz , the situation has gone from bad to worse. |
Yun hi tum khud se baat karti ho, ya koi aur ka iraada hai? | do you talk to yourself or are you waiting for someone? |
@timesn0w link bhejna mujhe bhi dekhna hai unka basis kya hai. Otherwise Pakistan is religiously tolerant in jokes only @brownbrumby @oirme | @timesn0w send the link. i want to see the basis of this. otherwise pakistan is religiously tolerant in jokes only @brownbrumby @oirme |
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